We are not Parrot Heads because we are Jimmy Buffett fans.

We are Parrot Heads because

We love the ocean.

We love the planet.

We love to have fun.

We are Parrot Heads because

We are not afraid to be silly.

We are not afraid to act foolish.

We are not afraid of love.

We are Parrot Heads because

We like scantily clad members of our favorite sex.

We like playing in the sun with those same members.

We like singing songs that say all of these things.

We are Parrot Heads because

We believe the best things in life cannot be bought.

We believe sharing the best things makes them better.

We believe in the innate goodness in all of us.

We are Parrot Heads because

We know shared joy is increased.

We know shared pain is lessened.

We know a good friend has value beyond measure.

It just so happens that Jimmy Buffett sings about all these things.

So, we are not Parrot Heads because we are Jimmy Buffett fans.

We are Jimmy Buffett fans because we are Parrot Heads!